Cut to the waiting room of a Futuristic hospital. Leela, Amy, Bender,
Dr. Zoidberg, and Farnsworth are sitting around.
Bender: Lousy waiting room magazines!
Bender sorts through copies of "Lowlights", "Robots", "Teen Robots", "One
Hundred and Seventeen", and "YF, Young and Futuristic". Leela gets an angry
look on her face, like she`s about to lose it.
Leela: That`s it!
Leela storms over to him and looks him in the eye.
Leela: I`ve had it with you! Right now your best friend is in the emergency
room with a very serious disease and he might not survive and all you can
think about is waiting room entertainment?!?!
Bender (tearfully): I have to go.
A fake crowd cheering sound effect plays. Bender runs out of the room and
Leela smirks with pride that she told Bender off. Then the doctor enters
and everyone looks over to see him.
Doctor: Uh-
Zoidberg(cutting him off): Let me have a look at him, I`m an expert on
Humans!
Dr. Zoidberg Moves his claws through the air while he`s talking, one of them
brushes by the doctor`s head and shaves off half the hair on his head. The
doctor covers it with one hand, frowns, and starts to talk again.
Doctor: No. Anyway, I do have news on the patient.....
The crew gathers around and some dramatic music plays.
Doctor: .... It`s a healthy baby girl!
Professor: Hooray!
Leela: Hold on, we`re here to see a Mr. Fry.
Doctor: Oh.
The doctor flips through his clipboard.
Doctor: Here we are. Mr. Fry is very seriously ill. It is possible to save
him, but we would have to do some major major operations on his body. In
order to do this, Mr. Fry would have to live as a head-in-a-jar for a while
while his body is being operated on at the hospital.
Amy: Eww!
Professor: Will it be possible to re-attach his head after it was separated
for a length of time?
Doctor: Sure, as long as we keep both halves alive.
Leela: Have you ever done this kind of operation before?
Doctor: Hell, no! But, you`ve got to start somewhere! Am I right?
The crew looks at each other nervously.
TO BE CONTINUED!!
