Erik and I have always wanted to say this, him more than me. MUCH more than me. I might as well type it. Live from New York, it's Saturday Night! Now that I have that out of my system, this is the fifth in my continuing series of game show parodies. You wanted Jeopardy! You wanted it to be like SNL. So, who am I to complain? Saves me the trouble of finding a winner. Anyway, the key: F- Fry B- Bender Z- Zapp Brannigan A- Alex Trebek. We'll pick it up where SNL always does: Double Jeopardy!

A- Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy! I am Alex Trebek the 47th. Let's update the scores. Fry has set a new record. He has negative $480,000. He got several questions wrong as many as 56 times.
F- I'll make it up.
A- Sure you will. Zapp Brannigan has negative $37,000.
Z- Sorry. My mind is on other things.
A- Like we didn't figure that out in 'Love's Labors Lost In Space'. And Bender has a commanding lead: a penny.
B- To quote myself: 'Game's over, losers! I have ALL the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.'
A- Not for long. Let's take a look at the categories for Double Jeopardy!. And they are: Household objects.
Shiny things.
Primal screams.
Blernsball.
Famous names.
Shows that start with 'All My Circuits'.
And finally, Netscape.
Fry, you are in last and will probably stay there, so you select.
F- I'll take household objects for $600.
A- (holding up a fork) It's the object seen here. (Zapp buzzes in) Zapp?
Z- A hammer.
A- No. (buzz) Bender?
B- IT'S DEATH!!! GET IT AWAY!!! DON'T LET ME EAT IT!!!
A- No, it is not death. And thanks for the idea of eating it. Fry?
F- A car?
A- It's a fork. A fork.
F- But is it a car?
A- No. Bender, select.
B- Yea, I'll take balls for $400.
A- (looking at board) That's blernsball.
B- Nah. Balls.
A- BLERNSBALL for $400...
This team plays at Atlanta Braves Stadium. (buzz) Bender?
B- The Mormon Tabernacle Choir. I'll take...
A- No, it is NOT THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR!
AAAAAARRRRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAA... B-Hey, I didn't select 'Primal Screams'. (buzz)
A- Fry? Here's a hint: The first two words in the name of the stadium.
F- Oh! The Detroit Tigers.
A- Zapp. Another hint: The answer is the Atlanta Braves.
Z- Wyoming.
A- It's the Atlanta Braves.
F- No, that ain't it.
A- You think that. Bender, mak e a selection.
B- I'll take famous names for $200.
A- This is my name. (buzz) Fry?
F- 'My name'.
A- Bender?
B- Butthead.
A- I hate my job. Zapp.
Z- You remind me of someone.
A- I need to start taking those hormone pills again. My name is Alex Trebek. Bender, select.
B- Nuts for $200.
A- (looking at board) That's 'Netscape'. All right, let's just move to Final Jeopardy!.
And your category is:
World History.
Whoops, that's for the regular Jeopardy! contestants. Your category is:
Colors.
Name a color. Any color and you win. It could be red, or blue, or pink. Or how about yellow? Okay, Fry, and.... your podium is gone. And in its place is a hammer. I don't even want to know. Moving on to Zapp Brannigan. Your response: Woo-ha yA-hoo yee-ha. And your wager: 'Kif'. I'm speechless. Moving on to Bender. Your response: Red. Is someone taping? Someone got it right! At least I assume that's a 'D'. Your wager: 'Bender Rulez'. I want to die. Very quickly. Thanks for joining us here on Jeopardy! and your new host, Alex Trebek the 48th. This is how they all resigned. Good night.
B- Did we do Primal Screams yet?