Text on screen: Previously on Futurama....
Leela: Professor, can't you do anything to get me out of marrying Zapp
Brannigan?
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, but until I can think of something, you have no
choice but to marry him.
Leela: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
[Futurama theme]
Everyone is sitting at the meeting table. Leela is crying just as much as
she did in "I Second That Emotion."
Fry: Professor, are you sure that you never invented anything that can get
Leela out of this predicament?
Farnsworth: I might have invented some things that could save her, but I'm
not sure which ones.
Bender: Well then, can we look at any possible inventions that can save her?
Farnsworth: Yes.
Leela[in tears]: Please bring me good news. I don"t want my last name to be
Brannigan.
Fry: What is your last name?
Leela: I don't have a last name.
Later, as Fry and Bender are searching through Farnsworth's inventions.
Fry: Hey Bender,look here! I think I have discovered the answer to Leela's
situation.
Fry pulls out a cloning machine while Bender looks on.
Later after the machine has been brought to the labatory.
Farnsworth: Leela, I think this machine is the answer to your situation.
Leela: What do you mean?
Farnsworth: You could clone yourself and have your clone marry Zapp Brannigan.
Leela: Yes!
Later, after the process has finished. Leela's clone[known as Leela#2 from
now on]has just come out of the machine.
Leela: It worked!
Leela#2: Huh? What worked?
Leela: My plan to get out of marrying a dimwit who has been after me for
over a year.
Leela#2: And that plan is?
Leela: To have you marry that dimwit in my place. His name is Zapp Brannigan.
Leela#2 What is my name?
Leela: I'm naming you Leela the Second so that I can easily fool Zapp.
A few days later. Zapp is decorating his ship for the big day.
Kif: Will I ever see my wedding day, sir?
Zapp: Probably not, since you will be my servant for the rest of your life.
Kif groans.
Back at Planet Express. Leela has just finished a lecture to Leela#2 about
Zapp.
Leela#2: So basically, the man you want me to marry is a starship captain?
Leela: Yes.
Leela#2 Why is he after you?
Bender[to Leela#2]: She slept with him.
Leela groans.
Wedding day. Zapp's ship is all decorated when the PES arrives.
Leela: The plan is very simple. I will stay here on the ship while the
wedding proceeds. Then, during the reception, call me on the videophone and
tell me if it was a success.
Fry: Okay.
Zapp[seeing Leela#2 come in the room]: Well, I see that my future wife has
arrived.
Later, in the room that Zapp turned into a church. The misic starts playing
as the candles are lit and the bridesmaids start coming in with flowers.
The wedding march starts playing and Leela#2 comes into the room, clad in a
wedding dress, and Fry holding her hand. The robotic preacher that looks
loke a radio is standing at the altar. The music ends with Leela#2 giving
her hand to Zapp Brannigan.
RoboPreacher: We are gathered here today to join Zapp Brannigan and Leela
as a couple. Does anyone have a reason why this couple should not be married?
No objections, so he goes on.
RoboPreacher: Zapp Brannigan, do you accept this woman to be your lawful
wedded wife until death do you part?
Zapp: I do.
RoboPreacher: Leela, can you accept this man as you husband until death do
you part?
Leela#2: I do.
RoboPreacher: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss.
Zapp kisses Leela#2 and the couple run down the aisle. During the reception
Bender and Fry sneak out of the dining room and head for the cargo bay and
board the PES.
Leela: How was it?
Bender: It was a stunning success.
Leela: Yes! Now I don't have to worry about that asshole bothering me anymore!
The PES flies out of the Nimbus's cargo bay.
Leela: I can't believe that plan worked! If it had not been for the two of
you, this would have been the worst day of my life. Thanks to you, Zapp
will never bug me again.
Bender: Unless we might have to deliver a package to him.
Leela: Well, we know what to do if that happens.
The PES flies off into space while credits begin to roll.
