Fry- F
Bender- B
Leela- L
Professor- P
Hermes- H
Amy- A
Zoidberg- Z
Wernstrom- W
(Fry, Leela, Bender, Hermes, Amy and Zoidberg are all sitting around the T.V watching a gameshow, wich has the professor as a contestant- and Warnstrom)
F- i cant believe the professor actually made it on this game show- and Wernstrom!
Go Wernstrom!
Gameshow- And we are back with "Sphere Of Fortune"!
Host- O.K, Wenstrom is ahead of Farnsworth by $200. Can Farnsworth figure out the word?
(the letters on the board spell "pr-fessor")
P- Errr... is it "prefessor"?
W- Aha! hardly!
Host- Nooo! (its so damn obvious!)
F- I know im no genius... but isnt it "prufessor"?
Host- O.k Wernstrom, its your turn to turn the sphere!
(Wernstrom turns the sphere and the arrow points to $100)
Host- O.k! what do you think the word is?! (its "professor" you idiots!)
W- O.k... err... is ittt... "prafessor"?
Host- Nooo! (i cant stand this anymore!)
(the host starts swetting and is nearly about to crack)
H- I cant believe it! Farnsworth can invent a star ship but cant see that the word is obvioulsy "Professor"!
Host- O.K Farnsworth, what do YOU think the word is? I'll give you a hint... it has something to do with your proffesion, PROFESSOR Farnsworth!
F- Err...
(the host is sweating alot and cant stand it anymore)
F- Err...
Host- ITS PROFESSOR!!!! WITH A DAMN O!!!! PROFESSOR!!!!
(the host starts smashing things)
Host- ARGHHHH!!!!
P- is it "pryfessor"?
Host- ITS PROFESSORRRRR!!!!!!
W- Way to screw this guys mind up, Farnsworth!
L- Geese! I've never seen this guy this crazy before
(the show is over and, back stage, Farnsworth meets a "Sphere Of Fortune" worker)
Worker- I'm really sorry for what happened. Here, have this $5,000 cheque for your troubles
P- Wow! thanks!
(the professor returns to Planet Express)
P- $5,000!
F- What are you gonna do with it? I suggest getting a skin-over
L- I suggest getting a new air dispencer
B- I suggest prostitutes! a whole bunch of 'em!
W- Maybe next year... but i already know what im gonna get- a time machine!
to be continued...
