(Introduction)

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(Futurama Theme)

(Somewhere near earth in space)

PE spaceship looping and whizzing around space, inside Fry is singing Kerokee, Amy is dancing with another one of her boyfriends and Bender is gambling with Zoidberg… Leela sits around crossing her arms

Fry: “Wild thang!…… You make my heart sing!……. You make everythang!……. Wild thang!” Zoidberg: “Oh oh, what a tremendously terrific deck of cards, I think you should fold because I have the mano e mano of the cards”

Zoidberg starts tapping his char and looks around

Bender: “Why would you tell me? You must be bluffing”
Zoidberg: “No no, I mean it I have the cards, I’m just trying to help you”

Zoidberg continues to fidget around his chair, Bender smiles

Bender: “I’ll play”
Zoidberg: “Damn!”

Zoidberg bangs his claw of cards on the table and starts sobbing,
Bender laughs at him

Meanwhile at Fry’s very sort of ok singing

Fry: “Leela, I think you love me”

Leela turns towards Fry startled

Fry: “But I wanna know for sure!”

Leela sighs

Fry: “So come on and hold me tight”
Leela: “Fry put a slurm in your mouth and shut up! I’m thinking”
Fry’s Brain: “Hmm, now there’s a solution”

Fry walks off stage, walks over, picks up a can of slurm, and slams it against his head.

Leela watches him and then just gives out another sigh

Amy: “Hey! Fry’s off! My go!”

Amy hops onto the stage and music starts playing

Amy: “Rising up, back on the streets….. Took my time, took my chances”

Everyone notices Amy singing

Amy: “It’s the, Eye of the tiger, it’s the will of the fight and rising up to the challenge of our rivals!”

All of a sudden the main screen in the control room starts bleeping, Leela hops up and rushes to the control room, Fry follows her

(Inside the Control Room)

Leela runs in and presses numerous buttons, Fry comes in and runs up to Leela puffing

Fry: “What’s…. what’s… what’s wrong?”

Suddenly on the screen it reads THE SIXTH ELEMENT IS MISSING, Leela puts her hand over her mouth

Leela: “Oh my god!”
Fry: “What?”

Zoidberg, Bender, Amy rush into the room

Bender: “What’s wrong?”
Leela: “The sixth element is missing!”

Everyone bar Leela and Fry take deep breaths, Amy faints

Fry: “Am I missing something here?”
Zoidberg: “What are we going to do?”

Fry looks dumbfounded at the three while they continue talking, Leela strokes her chin

Leela: “There’s only one thing we can do! Call the mayor!”
Bender: “Who sent the message?”
Fry: “Excuse me?”

Leela turns towards the message and presses some more buttons

Leela: “Some guy called Jolly Roger”
Bender: “Location?”
Leela: “Starbolt thirteen”
Zoidberg: “Then what are we waiting for! Let’s go there! And afterwards let’ s alert the mayor!”

Zoidberg and Bender drag Amy out of the room and go sit down, Fry taps on Leela’s shoulder while she plays with the controls

Leela: “We don’t have much time, we better go into Supa Doopa Extra Speed”
Fry: “Uh, Leela?”

Leela turns to Fry

Leela: “What are you doing standing up”

Leela picks up Fry and sits him in a seat

Leela: “Hold onto your things”

Zoidberg reaches up and pulls down his fish bowl, Bender graps a six pack and Fry just looks puzzled at Leela

(Outside shot of the PE ship)

The ship’s engines ignite into a mass of energy and propel the ship off into space

(An hour later in the Control room)

Fry sits staring out into space, Zoidberg reaches into the bowl and pulls out a fish before eating it, Prof. Farnsworth walks in

Prof. Farnsworth: “Hello everyone”

Fry stops playing with his yo-yo and turns to the Professor

Fry: “Professor! Good to see you”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Is it?”

Fry goes to stand up, but as he stands up he is thrown to the back of the room, there is a huge crash sound

Bender: “Fry’s and idiot, agreed?”

Zoidberg nods

Fry: “Owwwwie, why can’t I move?” Leela: “During Supa Doopa Extra speed you cannot stand up because we are travelling so fast that the laws of gravity change”
Bender: “Duhh, everyone knows that duh head”

Fry glares at Bender

Fry: “Well, If I’m such a duh head, why is the Professor standing straight up” Prof. Farnsworth: “You know Fry, that’s almost the fifth most intelligent thing I’ve heard from your lips, well, semi intelligent…. I can walk freely because I am wearing a new invention I just finished on called the Pulley Defiler…. Which allows me to walk on some of the extreme atmospheres of gravity by equalizing it, simple huh?”

Everyone gives him a stupid look

Prof. Farnsworth: “Yes, so why are we in Supa Doopa Extra speed anyway?”
Fry: “They freaked out when they heard the sixth element was missing”

Prof. Farnsworth drops his mouth and starts talking gibberish (like most old people do) his dentures start slipping out

Leela: “Professor! Your dentur…..”

Suddenly his dentures fall out and are thrown towards the back of the room, hitting fry in the forehead

Leela: “es….”
Fry: “Ouuuwwww! Eh ewwww! Old people spit”

Bender: “Ehehehehee”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Mua woa mua adawa?”
Bender: “Ahh, Professor?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Wues?”

Bender points to Fry

Prof. Farnsworth: “Owwwh”

Prof. Farnsworth walks over to Fry and takes his dentures and puts them back in his mouth

Prof. Farnsworth: “Eh uh, ahh yes, that’s better…. What I was saying was do you know where the sixth element is now?”
Leela: “We traced the message to Starbolt thirteen”
Prof. Farnsworth: “The hippy planet?”
Leela: “Yes”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Well then let’s go!”
Bender: “We’re going as fast as we can”
Prof. Farnsworth: “No you’re not”
Leela: “You mean there is a faster level?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Yes, the You Thought It Was Impossible Didn’t You? Level”
Leela: “Where is that switch?”

Prof. Farnsworth kicks the panel underneath Leela and points to a big red switch

Prof. Farnsworth: “This oneeeeeeee…”

The ship accelerates even faster, Prof. Farnsworth is sent through the air towards Fry

Prof. Farnsworth: “Ehehyauah Ahhhh! Omph”
Fry: “Welcome to the wall professor”

Fry shakes Prof. Farnsworth hand

(Exterior shot of the PE ship entering Starbolt thirteen’s atmosphere; (There is hazy peace symbol in the cloud formation))

(Landing dock at Starbolt Thirteen)

The PE spaceship lands down and everyone hops out, Fry stands scratching his head

Fry: “Woah, it’s like the sixties here”
Everyone (bar Fry): “Sixties?”
Fry: “Yeah the 1960’s”
Leela: “You mean humans dressed up like this?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “I always thought they were some weird alien species that carried big clubs and marched streets all day shouting some foreign alien language”

In the background a man wearing rather groovy clothes walks past

Prof. Farnsworth: “There’s one now!”
Man: “Hey guys…. Did one of you happen to see my lava lamp run past here? See one minute I was sitting in my lounge hanging man then the next minute this pretty pink elephant comes in and scares my freaking lava lamp away man, so have you seen it?”
Fry: “I think I saw it run that way”

Fry points over at a flower store

Man: “Thanks man… Hey! Man!”

The man runs up to the flower store where you see a pink elephant and a robotic lava lamp talking

Man: “What you doing man!”
Alfred(The Elephant): “So sorry, you see we got kind of bored in that smelly room of yours and decided to go on a bit of a excursion”
Man: “To the flower place?”
Alfred: “Why yes”
Man: “Come on man lets go its cold out here man!”

Alfred, the lava lamp and the man walk away

Prof. Farnsworth: “I still think they’re some freakish aliens”
Fry: “Hey lay off the sixties! It was a grooving time!”
Zoidberg: “Hello! We have a crisis on our hands!”
Leela: “Yes well , I’m tracking where the signal came from… This way”

(In yet another part of the city)

The group walk along a sidewalk, Bender kicks the bums on the way

Fry: “Leela, do you have any idea where this Joe guy is?”
Leela: “His name is Jolly Roger and yes I do, it should be somewhere near this location”

Meanwhile Bender walks up to another bum sleeping in a cozy cardboard box and puts a mouse trap down his pants

Bender: “Hehehehe”

The bum rolls over to one side and the trap goes off

Jolly: “Ahhh, what the hell!”
Bender: “Are you ok?”
Jolly: “Some idiot put this mouse trap down my pants”

Jolly reaches down into his pants and pulls out a mouse trap

Leela: “Ewww!”

Leela uses her eye piece to inspect the trap, she reads a sticker on the back reading BENDER DID NOT DO THIS

Leela: “Bender!”
Bender: “What what did I do”
Leela: “You snapped his you know what with this mouse trap, Didn’t you!?”
Bender: “Well uhh maybe, I don’t know”

Jolly glares at Bender

Jolly: “So you did this huh!”
Bender: “Well…”

Jolly stands up and advances on Bender, pulling out a spanner

Jolly: “You know Jolly Roger has ways of dealing with trash cans like you”

Just then, Leela puts her hand on his shoulder

Leela: “Did you say, Jolly Roger?”
Jolly: “Yeah why?”

Zoidberg kneels down in front of Jolly and starts crying

Zoidberg: “Please! Help us! We received your message about the you know what” Jolly: “No I don’t know what, I send thousands of messages every day, car bombs, mail bombs, pen bombs, wheelchair bombs”
Leela: “We received the message which was most devastating”
Jolly: “Oh about the terrorist bombing killing one billion people on trexone? Any good reporter could of told you that”
Fry: “No the one where the sixth element was missing”
Jolly: “The sixth…. OH MY GOD!”

Jolly breaks down in a panic beside Zoidberg, Fry crosses his arms

Fry: “What is so bad about losing the sixth element!”
Jolly: “You mean you don’t know?”
Bender: “He doesn’t know anything, he’s a duh head”
Fry: “Am no….”
Jolly: “Oh one of those are you? Well come in my secret lab and….”

Jolly stops for a second and notices Prof. Farnsworth with a gadget pointed at his head

Prof. Farnsworth: “No vital signs show that you’re from Xenon, maybe you’re from Franpnon….”
Leela: “Professor put that away, he’s not an alien”
Jolly: “Yes, well lets go”

Jolly stamps his feet three times and a large door opens near the sidewalk, everyone starts to walk in… Prof. Farnsworth turns to Fry and says

Prof. Farnsworth: “I still think he’s from some weird planet”
Fry: “I’m with you on this one, no civilized being would blow up old ladies wheelchairs”

(Inside Jolly Rogers secret lab)

Jolly Roger opens the door leading into his lab, he kicks the generator and the lights flicker on, He invites them to his round table (as he calls it) and they all sit down

Jolly: “Right, now before I start I will begin by saying that I am not with most of the population, In fact I’m not a hipster…. I work in a secret organization whose sole purpose is to uncover the truth!”

Just then Jolly Rogers mother walks in with some cookies and milk

Jolly’s Mom: “Hi Jolly Wholly Roger! I baked you some cookies!”
Jolly: “Not now mom!”
Jolly’s Mom: “Nonsense, aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends”
Jolly: “Argh…”

Fry stands up and greets Jollys Mother

Fry: “Hi Jolly Rogers Mother”
Jolly’s M: “Hi there, would you like a cookie”

Jolly Roger slaps his forehead

Fry: “Could I?”
Jolly’s M: “Sure, cookies for all!”
Zoidberg: “Finally! Real food!”

Jolly’s Mother puts the cookie tray and milk on the table and walks out, Fry grabs a handful of cookies and starts munching on them, Zoidberg joins him

Jolly: “Yes, well as I was saying, anything I say must be stricken from the record and not repeated!”
Bender: “Aww crap”

Bender reaches in his door and throws his recorder out

Leela: “I think you should explain to Fry what the sixth element is”
Jolly: “Don’t say that! I’d prefer you said the Silement”

Jolly starts giggling

Jolly: “I made that up, cool hey?”

Leela roles her eyes

Jolly: “Right, the sixth element is a compound of every element and atom possible in space which is compressed into 1 mancular atom, this element when split can release enough energy equivalent to 90 million super novas”
Fry: (Swallowing a cookie) “Gee, that’s a lot huh?”
Jolly: “This massive amount of energy would create billions or ripples in space and time and could do anything to the universe, alter history, alter life, or wipe out the universe itself”
Bender: “Sounds expensive”
Jolly: “DOOP had a theory that if this element could destroy a universe, it could create a new one… They were folly however and split a silement atom, only to find that they wiped out 10 major galaxies and altered the structure of the universe, this ladies and gentlemen is the mano e mano of all disasters that can be harnessed by mankind”
Prof. Farnsworth: “And makes a great firework as well”
Jolly: “Excuse me?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “I split an silement atom as you call it for a science assignment in the Aphaian Asteroid Belt when I was 12”
Fry: “Did you get good grades?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “When I handed it in I got full marks”
Fry: “Way to go Professor, it’s good to know that there is brains in the gene pool”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Yes, that was until the Aphanians found they had 6 pairs of legs and found their solar system doomed to a shower of some thousand comets”
Bender: “What did they say after that?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “They ran up my parents and explained to them how I was the cause of their species to become endangered, but I got a good report and went to Billo the Arachnid’s theme park for the summer”
Jolly: “Anyway, know that you all know about this element, I think we should make arrangements to get it back”
Leela: “Do you know who stole it?”
Jolly: “Who else but President Nixon?”
Leela: “I should have known”
Jolly: “He said he was using it as a fizzling agent in his new soft drink”
Leela: “Damn bastard, where did he go?”
Jolly: “Luckily I put a tracking device on his battle cruising limo and found out he is taking it to his secret Nixonion Moonstar, I have the co-ordinates”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Well then let’s go!”

The crew stand up and begin walking out of the room, Fry turns to Jolly Roger

Fry: “So, If you aren’t a hipster what are you doing in this groovy planet?”
Jolly: “There is no law enforcement here, so I can get away with nuking things”
Fry: “Ahh”

(Back on the PE ship)

The Planet Express Spaceship blasts off from Starbolt thirteen and sets course for President Nixons Nixonian star

(PE spaceship loading area)

Fry helps Jolly Roger with all his space tracking devices, loading etc

Fry: (Wiping his brow) “Gee wizz, you have some biiig stuff here”
Jolly: “Yes, big and expensive”

Bender walks into the room

Bender: “Expensive eh?”
Fry: “Hi Bender”
Bender: “Err, Hi”
Fry: “How are yo…”
Bender: “Shut up I’m trying to think”

Fry looks down to the floor looking depressed, Bender walks over to Jolly Roger

Bender: “Nice stuff”
Jolly: “Thank you”
Bender: “Is all this stuff really necessary?”
Jolly: “Yes, for instance, this is my ice cream machine… It makes ice cream”
Fry: “We had those back in my time, we called them refrigerators”
Jolly: “And over here, we have Flying pig detectors, they detect flying pigs…. And here we have a nifty device called the astero drill, completely made out of diamond”

Benders eyes light up

Bender: “Wow, you have some neat stuff, hey I think I heard Leela call your name”
Jolly: “ I didn’t hear her”
Bender: (Switching to Leela’s voice) “Jolly Roger!”
Jolly: “Ah! You’re right, I’ll be right back….. Can you watch over this stuff while I’m gone?”
Fry: “Sure”

Bender just rubs his hands and looks at the diamond drill

Jolly: “Ok then… Coming Leela!”

Jolly turns to Fry and whispers

Jolly: “Between you and me, that Leela is one hot lass… Have you too had a fling?”
Fry: “Nope”
Jolly: “Excellent”

Jolly Roger winks at Fry, then proceeds out of the room, Fry looks back at Bender dragging the Diamond Drill out of the room

Fry: “Bender!”
Bender: “Yes?”
Fry: “Do you know what you’re doing?”
Bender: “Yes, stealing this very heavy, very expensive diamond drill and selling it to some deep core miners, why?”
Fry: “Oh, just wondering if you knew that’s all”

Bender continues to drag the drill out

(PE Ship Control room)

Jolly Roger walks into the room, Leela and the Professor are sitting at the control station

Jolly: “Hi Leela”
Leela: “Er, hi Jolly Roger”
Jolly: “You called me?”

Leela gives Jolly Roger a puzzled look, in the background Bender walks in with his thumps up…. Leela glares at him

Jolly: “Uh, Leela?”
Leela: “What? Oh yes I ahh did call for you, yees”
Jolly: “Well, what for?”

All of a sudden Professor Farnsworth stands up and points

Prof. Farnsworth: “Nixonian star ho!”
Leela: “Yes, That’s why I called for you, President Nixons Nixonian star is In sight”
Jolly: “Oh… oh”

Fry barges in the room

Fry: “Did someone say Nickolodean is ar ho?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Huh… Eh No, Look”
Fry: “Ohhh right the death star thingy”

(Space shot of the PE ship heading for President Nixon’s Nixonian Star)

The Ship goes onto the surface and lands, A sign near the landing site reads: STOP WHERE YOU ARE on a large door

Fry: (Pointing) “Look, st st stoop whe where y you ar ar ar arr”
Zoidberg: “ARE!”
Leela: “This must be the entrance”
Jolly: “It can’t be, how can a man like president nixon make it easy for trespassers to get into his secret nixon headquarters on his very secret nixonian star?”
Bender: “Hey Rog!”
Jolly: “Yes?”
Bender: “THE SIXTH ELEMENT IS MISSING!”
Jolly: “Ahhhh!”

Jolly Roger crouches on the ground sobbing

Fry: “Well what should we do?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “The only thing we can do, charge!”

Professor Farnsworth, Fry, Jolly( Being dragged by Zoidberg), Bender and Leela walk up to the Large door and it slides open… Only to reveal another large door reading: I TOLD YOU TO STOP

Fry: (Pointing) “Look, I Told Y Y you to…”
Leela: “Yes I know I told you to stop! Be quiet I’m thinking”
Bender: “Could it be a trap?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Knowing Nixon it probably is, but let’s keep going”

The crew do the same to this door as they did the the door prior, this door slides open like the last door did, revealing yet another large door however this time it reads: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO STOP

Fry: “Hmm look this one says…”

Leela suddenly glares at Fry

Leela: (Stamping) “How! Many! Times!”
Fry: “Eek, sorry”
Prof. Farnsworth: “One thing about Nixon, he isn’t original, how many doors can there be!”
Jolly: “Who knows, but we must continue on!”

The crew continue onward, first coming up to a door reading I TOLD YOU THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, the next door reading ONE MORE STEP AND, and a final door reading WELCOME the crew walk through and the door slides open, Nixon and Mommy (and her sons) are standing around a huge tub of cordial with large robotic arms mixing it around

Nixon: “Muahahahah, soon my drink will be finished, Muhahahahah!”
Mommy: “Hahahaha, yes and soon I (coughs) I mean we will rule the universe!”
Ignar: “You’re the best mommy!”

Mommy sighs and slaps Ignar

Walt: “Mommy, sorry to interrupt”
Mommy: “Not now Walt”
Walt: “But mommy”
Mommy: “I said not NOW!”
Nixon: “Who let you hippies in!”

Nixon points over to the crew

Prof. Farnsworth: “You practically let us in”
Nixon: “Why didn’t my death guards kill you at the gate, wait a minute, they are on a lunch break”
Leela: “The jig’s up you guys, hand over the sixth element!”
Fry: “Yeah! Jeopardy is on in 10 minutes!”
Mommy: “Not a chance, do you know how powerful this thing is!”
Fry: “So, what’s power, can’t you people open your hearts…”
Nixon: “Ohhh no not a line with morale meaning or some hippy crap like that!”
Fry: “You will realize that we are as one with the universe…”
Leela: “Fry, shut up”
Fry: “And that we are all inside a whole body man, and with this body we bond and..”
Leela: “Shut up or I’ll break your arm!”
Fry: “Then shall we understand every race and sex for what they are and who they yaaaarrhhh!”

Bender stuns Fry with his circuits

Nixon: “You hippies really bug me, it’s always the ozone layer, or some ancient forest, or lost children! I’ve had enough! Destructo!”

Suddenly Destructo falls from the roof with some roses in his hand

Destructo: “Yes master!”
Nixon: “Take these freeloaders out for a little walk!”
Fry: “Eek, I’d hate to be the enemy of that titan thingy”
Leela: “Fry, we are the enemy”
Fry: “We are, then that means…. Run!”

Destructo smashes the ground next to Fry, Fry runs around in circles, soon other robots come in

Leela: “What will we do?”
Zoidberg: “Umm umm umm, I don’t know!”
Amy: “Well why don’t we turn him off?”
Leela: “Yeah, well that WOULD be good if there was an OUTLET to PLUG him OUT OFF!”
Zoidberg: “Don’t forget a SWITCH to SWITCH him OFF WITH”
Fry: (panting) “Guys, do something!”
Destructo: “Me crush and make dog food out of you”

Meanwhile Nixon grins as the mixers show almost completed

Nixon: “Haha! It won’t be long until the universe is under my control!”
Mommy: “You mean, you and me”
Nixon: “Uh yes, that’s the one”

Suddenly there is a large bubbling sound and the mixers start to disintegrate

Leela: “Oh my god, that fizzy drink is so powerful it’s destroying the mixers!”
Nixon: “It is complete! Robots! Seize them!”

Fry falls over from exhaustion and the crew is tied up

Fry: “Why…. Why are you doing this?”
Nixon: “Because we…”
Mommy: (Interrupting) “Let me answer that, you see we are creative and evil at heart so It is sort of our duty to dominate the universe, if you see what I’m saying?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “Then play a video game!”
Nixon: “Its more then that, how many of you were kids?”
Leela: “I think we all were”
Zoidberg: “Not me!”

Mommy looks at Zoidberg then pulls a lever which controls a trap door which happens to be directly underneath Zoidberg

Nixon: “And in your childhood, how many of you received delicious candy from your grandfather?”

Everyone bar Leela put their hand up

Nixon: “And what sort of candy was it?”
Fry: “Candy Cane”
Prof. Farnsworth: “I’ve forgotten”
Bender: “Something with ammonium nitrate in it”
Amy: “Rum Balls!”

Leela sobs

Nixon: “Well guess what I got?”
Everyone there: “What?”
Nixon: “Spinach”

The crew look at each other puzzled, Mommy begins to get irate

Nixon: (Sniffing) “My grandfather, gave me spinach candy for treats, he said it would make me grow up good and strong…. Then one day, I opened my lunchbox at little lunch, only to find no spinach, just spam…… I was heart broken, so the next day I threw my grandfather and my father and my brother and my sister and my grandmother and my mother in a tar pit, and I felt free…. But in other ways sad”
Fry: “Awwwwwww”

Leela gives Fry a glum look

Nixon: “And I wish I’d never done that, now I am lonely and scared, I never got to tell my grandfather how great he really was, which is why I….”

Mommy walks up next to him

Nixon: “Yes?”

Mommy just stands paused , Walt crouches at his Nixon’s knees… Mommy proceeds to push Pres. Nixon off into the bubbling fizzy drink

Nixon: (falling) “This is an outrage, why have you forsaken me! Just when I gave you that galaxy yesterday”

Mommy yawns

Nixon: (falling) “Noooooooooo……………………………”
Mommy: (wiping her brow) “This isn’t the days of our lives people! Walt! Larry!”
Larry & Walt: “Yes mommy”
Mommy: “Throw these inferior specimens in the drink”

Larry and Walt advance on Fry

Mommy: “No wait”

L and W turn to Mommy

Mommy: “You might screw it up, get the bots to do it”
Walt: “Certainly Mom, robots! Advance on them one at a time”

Fry struggles to get away just as two robots pick him up

Fry: “Unhand me! Listen old lady, you had the hots for my great great great great so and so uncle didn’t you?”
Mommy: “There was, something between us yes”
Fry: “Well I was thinking you know he is a relative, and I’m his relative so maybe we can get together?”
Leela: “How pathetic”
Mommy: “Hmm I need a new back scrubber, Robots Halt!”

The robots do as Mommy says and stop holding Fry

Mommy: “You would do that to save your own hide?”
Fry: “You name it”
Mommy: “How about giving me a sponge bath?”

Fry Shudders

Fry: “Yes”
Mommy: “Well it is tempting, but you just aren’t like my Hubert…. Throw him in!”

The robots proceed to drag Fry over to the large mixing bowl and count down from Omega”

Robots: “Omega, Beta…”
Fry: “No wait please!”
Robots: “Alphhhhhhhhhhaaaeeeee……….”

The Robots drop Fry, Fry begins screaming… but realizes he is on the edge of the bowl

Mommy: “Robots! Pick him up!”

Silence

Mommy: “What’s wrong with them?”
Zap: “They are out of action, Just like you missy!”

Everyone looks around to see Zap standing there in his heroic costume standing next to a big ON/ OFF switch

Leela and Bender: “What the?”
Amy: “Now who’s stupid?”
Bender: (Pointing) “Amy, you’ve got something right there”

Amy looks down and Bender pokes her eye, Amy starts rubbing it

Bender: “You are”

Zoom back on Zap

Zap: “Men, get her!”

Mommy panics and runs for the exit, dragging her sons by the ears with her

Fry: “She’s getting away!”
Zap: “So she is, oh well better luck next domination”
Leela: “You’re not even going to chase her?”
Zap: “Leela, If I caught big bad Mom and locked her away I’d be out of business… Kif! Untie them”

Kif walks in with a toilet brush and bucket… He begins untying the crew

Zap: “Where’s your red crab friend?”
Leela: “Zoidberg!”

Suddenly Zoidberg walks in with a rat in his claws

Zoidberg: “Hi fellas, you have to give it to Nixon… He knows how to run a good restaurant”
Prof. Farnsworth: “How did you find us?”
Zap: “I used the tracking device on my underpants”

Leela’s face turns red

Zap: “I will need those back to, Leela”
Leela: (whispering) “It’s in my draw”

Zap winks at Leela

Zap: “Later”
Kiff: “Everyone untied sir, anything else?”
Zap: “Yes”

Zap hands Kiff a plunger…. Kiff sighs and takes it out of Zaps hand

(Outside the HQ at PE ship)

Fry meets Leela at the docking area

Fry: “Are we all ready?”
Leela: “Well everyone else in onboard, but I’m going back with Zap”

Fry looks outside and finds Zap standing there waving

Fry: “Oh… ok”
Leela: “I’m thanking him for saving us”
Fry: “Right”

Leela and Fry hug and Leela walks out.. Fry waves until they are out of sight

(PE Control room)

Fry walks into the room, Professor Farnsworth and Amy are trying to work the controls

Fry: “How’s it going?”
Amy: “What’s a MagnoAutunite Conductor?”
Prof. Farnsworth: “It’s an ingenious device that I created you see it…”
Fry: “Let’s just go”

(Outside shot of PE ship starting up before blasting off into space)

(In PE ship lounge)

Fry sits watching T.V, Bender walks in holding a can

Fry: “Hi Bender”
Bender: “Zigadododododoiga Hi”
Fry: “What’s wrong?”
Bender: “Vooooovoaxaxana You know that drink Nixon made?”
Fry: “Yeah”
Bender: “Ayayayayay well it’s powerful stuff”
Fry: “Give me some”

Bender hands Fry the can with the mixture in it, Fry smells it then tastes it

Fry: “Yooooooooooooooooow! Oh my god that’s good!”

Fry’s eyes light up

Bender: “Are you ok?”

Fry curls up in a ball of energy then uncurls wearing a mask and cape

(Superman theme)

Fryman: “Come with me if you want to live”
Bender: “What da?”

Fryman spots Zaps Battle cruiser and thinks of Leela

Fryman: “Don’t worry Leela! I’ll save you!”

Fry walks up to the window he looked out of and smashes it with his fist then flies out

Bender: “You idiot Fry!”

Suddenly there is a big suction in the room, Bender quickly runs out of the room and shuts the door

(End theme)

(Roll Credits)

Note to the Reader:

Fryman saved Leela from the tyranny of Zap and his band of fairy men

Mom and her sons went back to Earth , their lifestyle hasn’t changed

Nixon didn’t die, Destructo caught him before he fell into the bubbling drink

Kiff cleaned the toilet out and cleared the plumbing, He is currently removing fluff from Zaps belly button

The 6th element was returned to starbolt thirteen and everyone there is happy as can be, man

While this episode was portrayed, Hermes grew 1 cm taller and 5 cm wider… He also won a million dollars and was awarded the employer of the month, He also starred in a big action movie THE JAMACIAN FROM THE MOON and won an oscar for best actor…. But apart from that, nothing much

Cubert won a Nobel Prize for his equation for mirrological physics and his thesis on anti matter He also bought a new dog which he called rover the dog

Morbo was named ruler of Zenon IV and is currently in an episode of murder he wrote in which he is solving a crime made by George Clooney in a jar, it was some days later that the show was axed because George Clooney was found dead inside Morbo’s intestine

Fry deposited 9,444,223,124,987,400,000,000 sperm in a sperm bank during this episode