Zoidberg Chronicles
Revisited
Part 4 of 4
Written By Drew Ciccotelli
Whatever happened to the decency that so many years of struggle helped build. How in our lives can we be so blind and stupid to misunderstand what we do is not to lose ourselves but to find ourselves.
Zombie Jesus 292 : 93
In the Lab.
Fry is sitting in the on the couch watching TV and Farnsworth enters,
Farnsworth: "Fry, have you seen Dr. Zoidberg around?"
Fry: "I don't know any Dr. Zoidberg?"
Farnsworth: "You know, strange lobster-like creature, takes your blood pressure?"
Fry: "Oh, that morbidly ugly Dr. Zoidberg, I thought you meant some other strange lobster-like creature."
Farnsworth: "Well, have you seen him?"
Fry: "Seen who?"
Farnsworth: "Bender, I mean Dr. Zoidberg."
Fry: "No, we haven't crossed paths in days."
Farnsworth: "Well if you see him, tell him he's fired."
His head hangs low.
Fry: "Oh my god." "I found a dollar in the seat cushion."
In another part of New New York in Wornstrum's lab two brothers are reliving what one would like to forget.
Zoidberg: "How dare you brother."
Jonasu: "How dare I, dear brother." "I do not see a problem with me snatching up this perfect job away from my Little brother."
Zoidberg: "I am not little anymore big brother, I am a man and nothing you can say can ever shatter my spirit."
Jonasu: "Oh, really?"
Zoidberg: "Yes, really."
Jonasu: "Well, then my work is done here I think I just go now and wallow in my own self pity and leave just like you did." "When you left our sister you left her knowing that she was sick and needed care only you could give."
Zoidberg: "I had no idea she was sick and needed me."
Jonasu: "Our sister is died because of your cowardice and none of your medicines and fancy degrees can ever bring her back."
Zoidberg: "No, you don't understand."
Jonasu: "I understand perfectly, you killed our sister to get to me, you knew I always loved her more than you and you couldn't have that could you?"
Zoidberg: "You're lying, it's not possible, it's not true!"
Jonasu: "Look inside yourself, you know it to be true."
Zoidberg: "How could I have known that she need me so badly, she never mentioned it to me?"
Jonasu: "She yelled to you on the ship before you left for that journey to Earth to become a doctor to help people but you couldn't help the one you truly cared about, could you?"
Zoidberg began to cry
Zoidberg: "But I couldn't hear her." "I couldn't hear her." "Couldn't hear her." "Hear her."
Zoidberg woke up in a warm sweat and as he opened his eyes he saw the Professor putting cold towels on his head.
Zoidberg: "Where am I?"
Farnsworth: "You're in my lab silly."
Zoidberg: "Why am I here?"
Farnsworth: "You had Zoidberg Fever."
Zoidberg: "What is Zoidberg Fever?"
Farnsworth: "Know one knows but you had it."
Zoidberg: "So I still work for you and I didn't kill my sister or go to work for Wornstrum."
Farnsworth: "Oh my no, you will always work here and the only way to leave is to die."
Zoidberg: "And also, I am glad of one thing."
Farnsworth: "What is that?"
Zoidberg: "My name, it's not Felonious."
Farnsworth: "Then what is it?"
Zoidberg: "It's Al."
The End
