The planet express ship is seen heading in the opposite direction of a gray and blue planet. Leela is talking to Hermes on the video phone in the front of the ship.
Leela- Hermes. we just finished out delivery to the galactic raygun association planet. We're heading back to port now.
Hermes- Good, good und how are de provisions?
Leela- we're running low on fuel. nibbler is constipated. I gave him some medicine, but we'll have to stop at a refueling station.
Hermes- ok den, see you in a few hours. so long, captain.
Lela- See ya then. Under and out.(she pushes the off button and the televisor is put into the ceiling. Lela turns to Amy) Amy, locate the nearest refueling station.
Amy- aye-ay- (Amy stops not wanting to fall into the same word trap as before) okay captain
the ship is then seen going into the refueling station that is yellow with a round top and a flat base. there are some little escape pods on the sides and other docking stations, but PE ship is the only ship there. It docks with its usual metallic sound.
(inside the PE ship loading room, Amy is working while Fry and Bender are standing by. Lela has a clip board and is supervising)
Bender-hey Fry, lets go poke nibbler some more!
Fry-Okay! (gets a stick from the floor)
Lela- no! let Nibbler be!
Fry-hahahee! constipated! (points to nibbler)
Lela- I wouldn't be talking, Fry, if ya know what I mean
Amy- yeah, Fry. We hear you!
(Fry is embarrassed)
Lela-Now lets fuel this ship and get back home.
Outside the ship, you can see the nimbus flying by
(Zap and Kif on the nimbus)
Zap-(wrapped in a towel) KIF! what is that ship? it seems sispisciously familiar.
Kif- don't you mean specific-(kif is interrupted)
Zap-I swear i've seen it before possibly in a dream or a recent hillosentaion
Kif- don't you mean hillu (cuts himself off, figuring it's pointless) never mind.. it's the planet express ship.
(Zap has a blank look on his face)
Kif- (sigh) Lela.
Zap- ah, yes! my woman. it's time we've had another "get together" if ya know what I mean...
(he blinks, trying to wink.) whoops, I mean, um... (he just blinks again) well u know what winking is. (Kif just moans in grief) pull in Kif!
Kif- but sir, our tank it already full!
Zap- Don't forget about my scandalously revealing photos of you!
Kif- Sir, those are of you.
Zap- Kiiif! I don't like that monotone of voice with you. Pull in!
(the view turns back to the refueling station. Lela is still supervising and Amy is cleaning the fuel chamber. Bender and Fry are discussing what to call the remote)
Bender- king of the couch!
Fry- that's good... but I used to call it the clicker and the clickit.
Bender- how about the buttons?
Fry- naw the zapper is-
Amy- what did you say about Zap Branigan?
Fry- we didn't say anything about him!
Amy- oh!... (whispering to Fry and Bender) ya know I have a little crush on him, but shhhh! don't tell Lela. I think she likes him too because whenever I say anything about him, she just shakes her head and sighs and changes the subject. I wouldn't want her to be anymore jealous than she already is if I got him.
Bender- ya know, that's interesting because-
(suddenly Lela walks up, shutting bender up)
Lela- so what's so important that we had to stop working?
Amy(daydreaming)- ahh, a hot, sexy successful captain... he wrote a book, ya know! if only I could meet him.
Bender- oh, leela we were just discussing Zap Branigan... Zap, Zap... where have I heard that before... OH! I remember! he was the guy you-
Fry-(interrupting) met at the captains convention! (nodding his head)
Bender- if THAT'S what you call it
Amy- what's that supposed to mean?
Bender- it means they...
Lela- Bender! either shut down or shut up! go clean the fuel chamber so we can fill up. Amy did most of it, now you can finish
Bender-blah blah blah! me and my big mouth...
Lela- And Fry, you go clean up the bad and bottles in the front of the ship and around here... (whispering) and keep Amy dumb and Bender quiet. (fry nods in agreement) And Amy, um.. just don't listen to bender and see how charged the engines are.
Amy- can do!
(Lela turns out of the door way that connects the boiler room to the main station and bumps into Zap, placing her hands awkwardly on his chest)
Lela- (shocked) Zap?!?
Amy- (happy) Zap!
Zap- well, I see I have some adoring fans isn't that right Kif? Go fill the ship Kif!
Kif-but...
Zap- Do it!! (Zap pushes past Lela to go to Amy, taking her hand)
Zap(to Amy)- and who may you be?
Amy- (blushing and giggling) Amy Wong
Zap- ah, yes! the family wong. What an honor to meet one of the most entrancing, intoxicating beauties of the galaxy.
Amy- oh no! the honor's all mine. a captain of such a caliber right here next to me!
Zap- you can see just how much closer I can get! (sly look)
Bender- just ask leela! she knows!
Lela- (annoyed by the attention Amy is getting, even if it's from Zapp) Alright, let's go! Fry just fill up the ship so we can leave.
Kif- uh, Sir, I know you told me never to interrupt you in a time like this, but the dark matter is over flowing (you can see liquid darkmatter coming out of the fuel tank opening and spilling on the floor)
Zap- KIF! that's no way to fill a fuel tank! let a real man show you how.
(zapp puts the filler in as some more darkmatter spills out onto the station floor. you can see some red lights and hear a computerized voice saying "danger! overload!" and then hear the ship shutdown
Zap- smooth move kif! now we're gonna be stuck here for a very long time with the planet express crew unless they give us a ride home or fix our ship. Leeeeela?...
Lela- no! what have you ever done for me?
Zap- oh, lots... (he winks this time) See kif! I got it! (winks again)
Amy- what's he mean "lots" ?
Lela-(quickly) I’ll go get the batteries...
Next you see Leela in a 3/4 egg shaped pod with the bottom 4th cut off. it's the same yellow as the station with one window opposite the door wish is oval and clear but currently open. Lela is bent over looking through a drawer to find the battery.
(Zap, bender and Fry are standing near the door watching her and talking)
Zap- Hey, Fry, I’ll give you 5$ to pinch Leela's tight butt.
Fry- no! she'd be pissed at me!
Zap- well, ill do it for 10$
Fry- Deal!
(Zap struts over to Lela but before he can get into the pod, he slips over the spilt dark matter and falls on Lela in the pod. under the weight, Lela accidentally pushes the red launch button and the clear oval door closes and they go soaring into the depths of space. the crew just looks on in shock)
Bender- ya know what this means, right?
Fry- um... yeah!
Kif- no more Zap!
Amy- no more working!
Fry- no more rules! we're free!
(the group just stands in a square for a little looking at eachother not saying anything)
Fry- wanna go poke nibbler some more?
Bender- ok!
**I promise they're be more, Leela and Zap aren't dead! stay tooned!**
