(Everyone sits around a table and streamers are hung up everywhere. Fry walks in)

Fry- Hey! uh... what's all this for?

Leela- It's Mother's Day, stupid. How could you forget?

Fry- Well It's not like it's a national holiday or something.

Amy- Accually, it is. (She holds up a calender, but Fry ignores it)

Leela- I can't believe that even someone as ignorant as you could forget Mother's day!

Fry-(Defensivly) Well, mothers day wasn't a big deal in the 20th century. besides my ma is long dead anyway.

Leela- But you should still honor her. I don't know who my mother is and i think about her everyday!

Fry- That's sissy stuff. Macho men like me don't do sissy crap like that.

(he sees a spider near his shoulder)

Fry- AHHHH oh heavenly god, a spider! ahhhhhhh Leela! Leela, save me! save me! errrr.

(Leela gets up and squashes the spider with 2 fingers.)

Leela-(sarcastically) what were you saying about being macho?

Fry- Oh, yeah. I'm macho. Who cares about the one person who carried you around for 9 monthsnutured you and fed you and loved you?

Bender- Me!

Fry- Bender? you have a mom?

Bender- yeah i got a mom. I'm gonna visit her today, as a matter of fact.

Fry- can i come?

Bender- No. . . maybe. . . sure. You can come.

Leela- now that was just messed up.

=Recycling plant=

Bender-(proudly)This is my birthplace!

Fry- but, It's a recycling plant.

Bender- of coarse! what do you expect? a strip joint? Hmmmm say that's not a bad idea. . .

Fry- well, then where's your mom?

Bender- right over there

(Bender points to a big machine with a conveyer belt at one end)

Bender- Lets go mingle.

(They walk over to the macine that sits next to a heaping pile of twisted metal and broken robots)

Bender-hey ma!

Fry-(Shyly) hello Mrs. uh.um. . . . hey Bender, what's your last name?

Bender- It's 22 jack ass

Fry- Mrs. 22 . . . 22? what kinda name is 22?

Bender- well its better than Fry.

Fry- you have a point

(a bulldozer comes over and scoops a pile of metal onto the conveyer belt)

Fry-(to bulldozer driver) I bet you could make a lot of robots with that much metal huh?

Bulldozer guy- nay, just one, mabey one and a half if you're lucky.

Fry-(confused) uh hu . . .

Bulldozer guy-(annoyed) yeah- NOW MOVE!

Fry- wow! he's rude!

Bender- Shhhh. . .(wispered) my mom is in labor

Fry- what? how?

(bender runs down to the opposite end of the machine and Fry follows)

Bender- come on! push . . . push!

(A Beep sound goes off and out comes a shiny little robot. Bender picks him up and holds him)

Fry- He's cute!

(Bender looks at him cock-eyed, questioning what he just said)

Fry- i mean um . . . cool

(Bender opens his chest cavity and hand the little kid a beer)

Fry- What are you doing? you don't give beer to a little kid!

Bender- yeah you do! and besides, this is a baby robot. he needs nurishment.

(the baby robot takes the empty bottle and throws it. it smashes and breaks somewhere)

Bender- Isn't that cute? i'll name him. . .

Fry-(anxious) ooooh! ooooh! name him little fry!Fry the 2nd! Fry de grande!

Bender- no, no and hell no. his name is Chucker Unit 22. my little brother.

Fry- That's great but um, i think someone is looking for him.

(Bender turns around to see a giant grapple claw coming down on Him and Chucker.)

Bender- no i will not let you take him! no!

( the claw comes down on Chucker. Bender hangs on to his feet and is hoisted up )

Bender- i will never let go, Chuck! i will never let go!

( the claw shakes violently and Bender falls off about 10 feet from Fry)

Fry- you let go.

Bender- (dissapointed) damn

Fry- let's go look around

Bender- ok. . .

(They walk past a bunch of big machines)

Fry- wow! look at all these machines!

Bender- did you know that wow upsidedown is mom?

Fry- No it dosen't. . . hey your right! i never noticed that!

Bender- Just more proof on my theory that your a jack ass

Fry-(ignoring the insult) they have everything here from pool ball recycling plants to fake boob plants!

Bender-(sarcastically) yeah! and paper!

(Fry stops at a pile of papersbeing loaded into a machine. He picks one up. It has a big picture of Leela in the middle with alien wrighting all around it)

Fry- hey Bender, look at this . . . (he looks around) Bender?

( Fry sees Bender run through a building with Chucker in his hands.Alarms start to go off) He runs over towards Fry and grabs his hand.)

Bender- Let's go. can't talk. must run.

(The two officers from Space Pilot 3000 go after them on their huver things)

Robo Officer- Lets whoop his ass

(they turn their sirens on. Bender and Fry are Fleeing out the gate when they find themselves caught)

Bender- take Chuck ,Fry, flee the planet and take good care of. . . what am i saying? it was all you!(pointing at fry)

Fry- Me? why me? And . . . hold on bender, i have an idea . . .

(Fry whispers to Bender and he nods)

Bender-(very un-real voice) oh my gosh! (points away from them)

Fry- (also unreal) yes, what a tragety

Cops- where? what?

Fry- over there (points)

(cops turn around as Fry and Bender run to a taxi that gets in the air and takes off. The cops turn around and are confused)

=In the Taxi=

Fry- we escaped!

Bender- Yeah, this calls for a celebration!

(He grabs 3 bottles of liqoure out of his chest and drinks all 3)

Fry- hey, um, where's Chucker?

Bender- YOU didn't grab him?

Fry- you were the one holding him.

Bender- i thought you would get him!

Fry- why would I?

Bender- Because you suck!

Fry-that's not a reason but, who cares. You can find him later. But look what i found.

(Fry shows Bender the paper with Leela's picture on it. Bender's eyes bulge out)

Fry- dosen't that look like Leela?

Bender- no. not one bit.

Fry- yes it does! look! one eye, purple pony-tail, hot body . . . big-

Bender-Ok. ok, lets not get into detail here . . .

Fry- i wonder what it says? can you read Alien?

Bender- Let me check my program. . . nope

Fry- then we have to find someone who does

=Planet Express=

Leela- how was your mom Bender? Bender- good. i have a brother. his name is chucker and- (Fry cuts Bender off)

Fry- hey Leela, do you know what this says?

Leela- oh my god! it's me! where did you get this?

Fry- the Recycling Plant. what does it say?

Leela- Ok Lets see . . . (She reads and her eye suddenly widens with suprize)

Bender- so. . . out with it whore!

Leela- Oh my God!!!

Fry- what does it say?

Leela- it says . . .

~to be continued~