Setting: Zap Brannigan’s Ship flying through space
The Script:

Bridge of Ship

Zapp: Brannigan: “Captain’s Log Star Date 10092.6. We are lost I can’t say its my fault because its not. Kif come over here.”

KiF: “Yes, Captain?”

ZB: “Where are we Kif.”

K: “As I told you an hour ago we lost because of your stop at the all female planet of Purple Monster Samlus (PMS).”

ZB: “It was a very nice planet except for the Kill bots that tracked us down and chased us to the outer reach of the galaxy. How can we get back I am so scared.” (Crying)

Futurama Theme

Setting: Planet Express Intergalactic Starship returning from latest delivery from PMS. Fry, Leela, Bender, and Amy are standing the cockpit.

Fry: “That was a pretty nice planet wasn’t it Bender.”

Bender: “Yeah, but it needed more women and less feminists.”

Leela: “Well I think that it was a beautiful planet where women could speak openly about problems that concern women on Earth.

B: “Did we pick up a feminist instead of Leela.”

L: “Well I thought it was a very nice place.”

F: “You have to admit that it was only a fun place to visit but wouldn’t want to live there.”

Amy: “Hey guys, we have a problem.”

B: “We’re boned.”

As Amy finished speaking they are all sucked into a giant vortex and they all scream except for Bender who pulls out a bottle of wine and starts drinking.

Setting: They wake up in a galaxy with smiling stars and flying cows.

Fry: “Ouch, my head hurts and what is this growing out of my head. AHHHHHHH!!!!”

As Fry looks over he sees another head on his neck.

Bender: “Whoa, stay away from me mutant.”

Fry: “What happened to me? Help me Leela.”

Leela: Now don’t panic Fry I am sure there is a very reasonable explanation for this…”

Before she finishes her sentence she realizes that she has two eyes.

Amy: “ Guys I have to say have to say this but I grew two more mouths two more mouths.”

Bender: “This is going to get annoying.”

Suddenly the ship starts to shake and a strange flying creature with a funny hat appears.

Creature: “Greetings my name is Tarn. I have brought you here to show you what it is like to have two of a certain thing your desire most.

Tarn: “Fry, I gave you two heads because you now have a complete brain instead of half.”

Fry: “Hey!”

Fry: “Hey!”

Tarn: “Amy, I gave you two mouths because you are never heard.”

Tarn: “And Leela, I gave you two eyes because that is what you desire most in the universe.”

Leela: “But why did you do this.”

Tarn: “No reason, I was just bored good bye.”

And as suddenly as he had appeared he was gone and they were on the their way back to Earth.

Fry: “That was pointless.”

Bender: “Well I’d like to know what the Hell is going on t here who was that little freak with the hat I wanted to ask him where he got it. Oh, well what ya gonna do.”

Leela: “At least I got to see out of two eyes for a little while even if all I saw was you guys.”

Amy: “Will someone tell me tell me why I still have I still have two mouths?”

Bender: “Hehe, what fun a little glue will bring.”

Brannigan’s Ship

Zapp:: “Captain’s Log 30010.5 We are still lost.”

Zapp:: “I thought we were supposed to be in this show.”

KiF: “I guess they thought you weren’t important enough.”

Zapp:: “What was that Kif?”

KiF: “Nothing sir.”

Zapp:: “Well there is always another week.”