Setting: Farnsworth’s Lab late night

The Script:

Farnsworth is sleep walking to the kitchen and suddenly disappears into the blackness of the Lab

Futurama theme

Setting: Next Morning Farnsworth Lab

Bender: “That was some good Mom’s Robot Oil wasn’t it Fry?”

Fry:: “I wouldn’t know I never tried it.”

Bender: “Well then never mind.”

Fry:: “Okay, I won’t.”

Bender: “Fine…”

Suddenly Leela walks in and is yelling for the Professor

Leela:: “Professor where are you?”

Bender: “What are you looking for that old fossil for?”

Leela:: “Hermes left this package on the front door this morning and the Professor didn’t pick it up.”

Fry:: “What’s so strange about that?”

Leela:: “Well, I don’t know I just know he is not here.”

Bender: “Maybe he got lost in his closet.”

Fry:: “My nephew isn’t that stupid.” “Just look at me.”

Bender: “I am.”

Leela:: “Will you two stop arguing, we have to find the Professor.”

They search everywhere in the lab and the space ship the toilet the carpet but there search turn up empty.

Leela:: “We need some outside help if we hope to find the Professor.”

Fry:: “Maybe we should the new…Bender what is new that could help us find him?”

Bender: “We should stick to the classics, let’s try the Lost and Found.”

Fry, Bender, and Leela go up to a door that is marked Lost and Found. They enter the door and the color flashes on and off until it stops on black and white. Old time detective music plays.

Bender: “What’s with the color and the ancient music.”

Fry:: “I think it is trying to create a mood.”

Bender: “Well it better stop or I’ll…

Bender kicks the wall and the color returns and the music stops.

Bender: “Much better.”

Leela:: “Well if were ready to do something constructive for a change let’s go ask for some help.”

The chair at the end of the room next to window slowly turns around to reveal the heads of Agent Mulder and Scully.

X-file theme

Mulder: “Welcome to the Lost and Found we find anything big or small, thin or fat, high or low, anything you lost we will find for a fee, Scully tell them our fee.

Scully: “Two pounds of Head Chow.”

Fry:: “I know you guys you used to be on that show, what was it.” “Oh yeah it was the Teletubbies.”

Mulder: “Close but it was the X-files.” “We sort of went broke after aliens bought out the FBI and turned it into a useful institution.”

Fry:: “I thought the Teletubbies were aliens.”

Leela:: “They were but in the year 2005 they were hunted down along with a purple dinosaur because they were caught mind controlling little children.”

Scully: “So why have you come to our little place of business?”

Bender: “To get a date with you.”

Leela:: “What he means to say is that we have lost person we need you to find.”

Mulder: “What does he look like?”

Fry:: “Well, he is 149 years old, wrinkly as a prune, always in his pajamas, and is more than likely senile as you get.”

Mulder: “He shouldn’t be hard to find come back in a day or 100 and we will have him for you dead or alive.”

Fry:: “Thanks, I think.”

Mulder remarking to Scully: “Get the body bag.”

Back in the Lab

Leela:: “They weren’t much help.”

Fry:: (crying) “I never see the poor little guy again.”

Bender smacks Fry on the back.

Bender: “Snap out of it Fry.”

Just then Professor Farnsworth appears from out his bedroom.

Professor:: “Morning all.”

Everybody: “Morning Professor.”

Fry:: “Professor is it really you?”

Professor:: “I hope so unless I changed my skin or something.”

Leela:: “Where have you been Professor?”

Professor:: “I got lost in my closet.”

Fry:: “I thought he wasn’t that stupid.”

Bender: “Well you were wrong.”

Bender smacks Fry against the back again.

Ending credits with a Mix of X-files Futurama music.