
By: Sailor Moon
Scene: the ship.
Raye: Okay so what am I again?
Amy: Guh!You're the person who fills out all the forms!
Raye: Oh yeah.
Leela(turning on the engine):Let's try this again!
Ship's computer: What is our destination?
Leela: Earth's moon.Put it on autopilot.
Computer: The ship is now on autopilot.
Leela: So, Luna?What do we do once we reach Queen Serenity?
Luna: I'm not quite sure, but my guess is that she will tell us where the Princess is.
Fry: What the heck's going on?
Amy: Ohmigod!
Computer: Destination changed.Destination:Jupiter. Autopilot on.
Leela: (Groan.)Not this again!
Raye: It must be the Ene-
Amy covers Raye's mouth.
Amy(whispering):We can't tell Fry about the Enemy.
Fry: What'd you say?
Leela: She said 'it must be the engine'.
Computer:Now landed on Jupiter.
Leela: I'll go get some help.
She exits the ship.
Scene: Jupiter's capital city,Spirit.
Girl: It looks like you need help with your ship.
Leela: Yeah,it keeps changing destinations while on autopilot.
Girl: I'm usually pretty good when it comes to computers.By the way, I'm Lita.
Leela: I'm Leela,captain of the Planet Express ship.
Lita: Really? I'd do anything to get away from here.
Leela: Why?It seems pretty nice.
Lita: Well, I guess I shouldn't be mentioning this but there's been some strange deaths here.
Leela: What kind?
Lita: It all started when this girl came to our bed 'n breakfast. At night when she sang at the restaurant my friend Andrew went. He said that after the girl sang a man drowned himself in Lake Jewel.Each night police found men's bodies washed up on the beach. My brother,Michael, identified the bodies as guys who went to the restaurant. I did a web search and found these deaths to be a result of Sirens. Sirens are Greek mythological creatures. Women whose songs entrance men to kill themselves. I've been afraid to expose the girl as a Siren, because they've been known to have razor sharp claws which cut through metal. I don't want to endanger any one.
END OF 'JUPITER'S BONES' PART ONE |