Zoidberg Chronicles
Meeting the Professor
Part 2 of 3
Written By Drew Ciccotelli
It was a hot day on Crustachia and Felonious Zoidberg was playing with his
older brother and sister Jonasu and Sylia on the dry land very near to
their underwater house. They were playing Frisball and as usual Felonious
was losing.
Felonious: “You guys are no fair, I never get to win.”
Jonasu: “Well, just because you can’t catch, throw, run, or swims very
well that just aren’t our problem is it sis?”
Sylia: “Jonasu you shouldn’t pick on little Felonious he is only six and
hasn’t learned how to do anything very well.”
Felonious: “I can to do things well just wait and see.”
Later that night everyone including Felonious’ brother and sister and his
parents Andora and Zartor as well has his grandmother Posidus are all
gathered around the dinner table eating their artificial anchovies.
Andora: “Felonious are you ready for your first day at Starfish Elementary
tomorrow.”
Felonious: “I can’t wait to go Mommy.”
Jonasu: “Dork!”
Felonious: “I am not!”
Jonasu: “Are too!”
Zartor: “Children, children will you stop all the yelling and name calling
for once while we eat.”
Jonasu: “He started it.”
Felonious: “I did not, he did.”
Zartor: “I don’t care who started it I just want it to stop, now both of
you go to your rooms and think about what you did and maybe you can come
back down.”
They both go to their rooms hitting each other on the way up.
Andora: “Maybe you were a bit hard on them dear.”
Posidus: “Back in my day if they still were breathing that was being
soft.” “Kids today get off to easy and they think they can do anything they
want.”
Zartor: “Now mother you know that if we punished them like you used too we
would be arrested for child abuse.”
Posidus: “Now don’t get me started with the government.”
Andora: “Slyia, could you go talk to your brothers?”
Sylia: “Okay Mom.”
Sylia walks up the steps and goes into Felonious’ room first. In his room
hangs an octopus ceiling light that is turned off making the room dark as
the ocean bed.
Felonious: “What do you want?”
Sylia: “Mom said I should talk to you about your brother and your first
day at school.”
Felonious: “All I want to do is learn so that I can be a doctor and help
my fellow people.”
Sylia: “You must understand that your brother is just acting like big
brothers are supposed to act and its not your fault just be yourself and
everything will be okay.”
Felonious: “Thanks sis, from now on I will try harder than I ever to
become a doctor and win my brother’s respect no matter what.”
In the years to follow Felonious Zoidberg would graduate at Arian High
School at the top of his class and desides to go to Earth to finish his
teachings and start a new life among the people of Earth and learn about
all species of life. He never did earn his brother’s respect but he knew
that he would see him again he just knew. As he was about to board the
ship for Earth his sister came out to say her last goodbye.
Sylia: “Goodbye dear brother I will miss you and think about you always,
never forget that I love you and please…
As the ship takes off her words are drowned out by the roar of the engine
and he cries out to her but in vain for she does not here.
Felonious: “I never forget you and will continue to win our brother’s
respect no matter what.”
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