(Fry is watching tv)
Commercial lady on tv: can your bowl of rice do handstands?
Fry: Hmmm..I don't think so...
Lady: Well if it can't then it can't! Buy handstand rice today!
Fry: mmm hanstand rice here I come! (runs out)
(Leela and Bender come in)
Leela: I wonder where Fry could be.
Bender: well, if he's not here, I'll just hide my fifty million chickens under his couch.
Leela: umm..Bender, firts of all fifty milion chickens would not fit under a couch and seocnd of all why do you have fifty million chickens?
Bender: We do showtunes together! Watch this. (Takes fifty million chickens dressed in rockette outfits out of his stomach and they start dancing around.
One! singular Sensation! Uh... every little beer I drink! Dadadada! One! singular sensation! every time that I'm drunk! Dadad-
Leela: Bender! One of your chickens is in my mouth and one is in my pants!
Bender: Wel, thats great! You said fifty million chickens wouldn't fit under a couch!
Leela: (throws chickens at Bender) AARGH!
(Fry comes in with amy, Professor, hermes, and zoidberg)
Zoidberg: Oh my god! It's a chicken! (points to one chicken)
Hermes: It's fifty million chickens mon!!!
Professor: Really, where?
Fry: What the hell is going on?
Bender: It was Leela's fault!
Fry: I had a feeling it was. i'm sorry, I love you Leela, but GET THESE CHICKENS OUT OF HERE AND GET SOME REAL ROCKETTES IN HERE!
The End
