Fully, Clyde, and Tender are on the bridge of the Planet Express Delivery Ship sitting around the table eating drinking some Soylent Cola.
Clyde: “How does your soda taste, Tender?”
Tender: “Well since I’m just a robot and I don’t have the sense of taste, smell, or touch, it kinda looks good.”
Clyde: “So Fully, where are we going.”
Fully: “The Professor said that we are to deliver a package to the planet Waspo 32.”
Tender: “Sounds suspicious, but since I don’t have the sense of suspicion in me it doesn’t.”
Clyde: “Will you stop talking about your senses, Tender?”
Tender: “Well, I also don’t have the sense to stop.”
Clyde: “Just stop, okay.”
Tender: “Fine, since I am a robot I must do everything…”
Fully: “Enough, both of you.”
Clyde: “Do you think the Professor knows what’s on the planet.”
Fully: “He suspects that it is inhabited by tiny pink bunnies with cute noses and long fuzzy ears.”
Tender: “May I ask what we are delivering?”
Fully: “No, you may not.”
Clyde takes the package from Fully and rips it open.
Clyde: “It’s a head.”
Tender: “What kind of head.”
Clyde: “Looks like a bee’s head.”
Fully: “Eww, I’m going to throw this thing out.” “The Professor must have gotten the packages mixed up.”
Fully throws it in the garbage shoot and the package gets sucked out the hatch.
Tender: “What are we going to tell the receiver of the package?”
Fully: “We’ll just tell the owner it was mixed up in shipping.”
Clyde: “What if they don’t understand?”
Fully: “Why wouldn’t they understand?”
Tender: “Could I make an observation?”
Clyde: “What is it?”
Tender: “We seem to be in some sort of tractor beam, pulling us to the planet surface.”
On the surface they are brought before the mighty Queen Space Wasp holding an empty package.
Queen: “Do you have the package?”
Fully: “Well you see there was a slight mix up in packaging, and the package was replaced with a large bee head so I disposed of it for you.”
Queen: “YOU DID WHAT?!” “Guards seize them.”
Clyde: “We’re boned.”
Back at Professor Farnsworth’s lab the Professor is talking on the phone.
Professor: “Did they die painlessly?” “To shreds you say.” “You’ll mail me the chips, thank you.”
Hangs up phone.
Professor: “Now where am I to get a new crew.”
Knock at door. The Professor opens door.
Professor: “Yes?”
