A 25 year old pizza delivery boy named Fry
went out to make an order
Only to find out that it was a prank call
made out to I.C. Wiener

He drank some beer and sat down
waiting for the "millenium" to come
He fell back in his chair and
next he was frozen numb

He was frozen for a 1000 years
in his cryogenic freezer
He woke up a 1000 years later
to find himself in the future

A man greeted him and said,
"Your destiny awaits!"
He went into a room
and saw a woman that assigns fates

She turned around to greet him,
but Fry only shrieked
For she only had one eye
and most people considered her a freak

They did a DNA test
and found that he had a living relative
It was his great, great,(etc.) nephew
Of this he was not positive

He was assigned a job
that he was best at
He didn't want to become a delivery boy again
so he ran away like a scaredy cat

He ran off to call his nephew
and waited in line
for what appeared to be a phone booth
and guess what was behind

A real live robot
by the name of Bender
An alcoholic and
human hater

Fry went in the booth
not knowing it was used for suicide
Bender went in too
getting ready to die

Bender pushed the button
wanting to die with Fry
Fry pushed Bender against the wall
so they both wouldn't die

They got out safely
and Fry asked Bender to be his friend
so instead of one,
two will be on the run again

Leela caught up with them
wanting to implant Fry's career chip
So she came with the cops and
Fry and Bender barely got away by a dip

Leela caught up with them again
and Fry gave up
Then Leela took her chip out
How corrupt

The police came after all of them
for Fry, Leela, and Bender were all fugitives
They looked for Dr. Farnsworth
for he's Fry's realtive

The police were knocking on the door
ordering them to come out
Poor Dr. Farnsworth didn't know
what this was all about

He allowed them to escape on his spaceship
but the police weren't ready to let the go
They got their lasers out
and were ready to put on a show

The police fired their lasers
as the spaceship took to the air
They got away safely
and that's all they had to bare

They were all left unemployed
and on the run
But, the professor had 3 career chips
which he implanted with a gun

Fry was going to have a job
and he really didn't care
He had to become a delivery boy again
At least it was fair