Just a day ago,
Hermes gave the crew
some assignment to do
to go to the brain slug planet
but the crew really rammed it.

So a trip to the movies
was totally oh-so groovy,
when Bender chose his movie
he wanted to see.

But during the film
Bender didn't stay still
But the robot in front
put Bender in a rut

So the robot slipped
in a patch of motoroil
and fell on the floor
and the other robot was COMO LA FLOR!

So Bender wrestled
all day and night
he won every fight
it seemed to go right

Until a change in his call
that Bender couldn't stand
as the evil Iron giant
gave destiny in his hands

Then, came the bloody night,
which Bender had a fight,
as Gender Bender stood in Destructor's sight
oh my god, that was not right!

When Leela went under,
she found the little guy
who was causing the trouble
she decided to fight

When the little guy,
who's not really spry,
when Bender thought he won,
the evil Iron giant fell on him
and it wasn't fun.

So don't blame it on Leela
if she killed Bender,
blame it on Destructor.

So charmander lights candles,
to mourn Bender's death,
if he hadn't wrestled Destructor,
he couldn't have been crushed.

As Bender's white rose wilters
he may come back to life....