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To The Tune Of What Child Is This - if you don't know "What
Child Is This," it's the same tune as "Greensleeves"... if you don't know "Greensleeves," you have my pity, you poor deprived person you; Courtesy of Christina Christopherson
What schmoe is this who frozen stiff
In a cryotube is sleeping?
Look of surprise in his bulging eyes
While centuries by are creeping
This, this is Philip Fry
A hapless pizza delivery guy
Haste, haste to root for him
Our hero, the Son of Groening!
Why falls he into such messy jams
Where limbs are bruised and battered?
Door after door on his body slams
His dignity totally shattered
Goofs, screw-ups he will survive
Amazingly he's still alive
Hail, hail the hopeless clutz
Our hero, the Son of Groening!
So watch him Sundays at half past eight
Come webheads, fans to cheer him
Though not so smart, with a foolish heart
His failings only endear him
Raise, raise the song on high
We love this clumsy, pathetic guy
Joy, joy for Fry is born
Our hero, the Son of Groening!
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