Lyin' around the TV set
At the office on a break
Bits of trash scattered randomly
Like confetti in our wake
Lyin' around the TV set
Let the videophone ring
Later we'll have some bachelor chow
And we'll do some channel surfing

You will get a sentimental feeling, when you hear
Calculon say "Yes, come in?"
"Oh my God, it's my evil twin!"

Lyin' around the TV set
Have an unproductive day
Everyone slacking merrily
In the year three thousand way!