With a cranky longing
I want to see Bender
if I'm able to get home in time
and if I see him I'll cheer,
does it matter to Leela and Fry?
Here, the only thing that matters is Bender,
I like him

CHORUS:
Forbidden robot they murmured down the tubes,
That's cause he bent girders for a reason,
Forbidden robot told me that money dosen't matter
to you nor me, nor to my heart
Oh, oh Bender!

Although Fry was poor,
Bender cheered him up,
If he wasn't in a bad mood
and even if he has no empathy,
who cares about that, he's a robot
Here the only thing that matters is Bender
I like him
(Repeat chorus 2x)