I'll go thru the streets of my old hometown,
I deliver a pizza, and I fall in a cry-tube (Fry screams)
This year, this year, this year, this year is going too fast,
and then I wake up in Y3K

I say goodbye to Old New York,
I'm starting with this robot (Bender!)
And when I'm on a journey, he'll be at my side
Leela, Leela, be at my side when I need you, this is going to be a good time.
Come along for the ride, and I'll tell you why
this is my new life!

(Leela talking to Fry in background)

Leela, you'd better not turn back,
Zapp Brannigan's on the run,
and if you do, he'll mate with you
so you'd better run away!

(Whooshing noises in background)