The professor was retiring
he was needing a clone
so he broke through
there was something to do
They were looking at his clone
whose name was Cubert,
They thought he was so dumb
but maybe Bender was numb, oh

Cubert believes in Farnsworth's things
he thought they were bologna, but Farnsworth thinks not, oh
Cubert believes in Farnsworth's things
he thought they were bologna, but Farnsworth thinks not, oh

What were they supposed to try
make the professor die, but they won't do that
there was no turning back
Cute Cubert made the ship run, away from the Near-Death star,
And so the professor recovered, just in time to get away, oh (Chorus)

Bridge:
But I know he had this,
And Farnsworth thought he just failed
Cubert was so cute, oh he was just cute
he was the one who saved the crew
(Repeat chorus and fade)