A thousand to one
That's what Bender thinks about his fun to bound,
A thousand to one,
Fry says that his fun will fade like yesterday's years,
He's saying everything that Bender's fun won't survive.
He's hoping, and time will forget, Bender's old fun,

A thousand to one, Leela thinks she's young to know the meaning of fun,
A thousand to one, She's say they've forgotten the dreams that he's dreamin' of,
But I'll forgive her (I'll forgive her)
because I love fun (because I love fun)
after all that's said and done,
there's one in a thousand,
A thousand to one.
(Repeat)