I saw Leela kissing my pal Fry
Underneath the spaceship ramp last night
She didn't see me sneak
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was watching porno like I did all week

Then I saw Leela tickle my pal Fry
Underneath his shirt so snowy white
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Amy had only seen
Leela kissing my pal Fry last night!